April Platinum #1 (#66)

I really did horrible in the month of March getting Platinum trophies, as I only earned 1. Hopefully this month will be better, and it’s already off to a start with the most bizzare yet entertaining game I have played in a long time: Mr. Massagy……

A while back, a game developer called Green Lava Studios, released a “game” called My Name Is Mayo. All it was (on the PS4 and Vita anyways), was a quick and cheap cash grab for trophy hunters. I even succumbed to it’s cheap price of $4 and a quick easy Platinum trophy. Now they release Mr. Massagy, and while at the same price point and easy Platinum trophy, this “game” was actually very entertaining, in a really bizzare way.

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Yeah…… “Other Places”…… lol

You start up the game, and it first tells you how to massage with your PS4 controller. Ahem……ok then. Sure. What follows next though, is pretty entertaining.

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Why do I have the song by The Cranberries stuck in my head now?

The game acts as a sort of dating sim. A very weird one. Using the fictional ‘Linger’ app, you swipe for matches. Once you score a match, you begin a ‘date’ with that girl. And the whole date is nothing but very lewd, sexual humor that you go through via dialogue choices with the girl you are on a date with. I’m really surprised actually that this slipped past Sony’s censors.

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Mentions of Heroin, Cocaine, and being naked in the woods…… wth?!?

The purpose is to basically 3 star every date in the game by making the right choices. And if you are able to 3 star the date, you are rewarded with a massage from the girl……in other words, your controller vibrates and you can put it on your neck or…..wherever lol. 3 star every date in the game, and Platinum! I did it in under an hour with a walkthrough which you can find here on youtube.

Overall, a pretty funny game, and at $4 with 34 trophies (including a Platinum) it was worth grabbing. Though I would never play this again lol. And for a more entertaining review of this game, check out the post on Kotaku here.

That’s all for now. Cheers, and Game On!

– The Malty Gamer

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